Lush

Oh yes. It was lush. I stayed home alone, watched Zoolander on the tele and fed the washing machine. Then went for a bit of internet porn, featuring Eva Evangelista. That girl is very enthusiastic!

If you've read this blog before, you might have seen me mention a hush hush masquerade party where I can get my rocks off. Anyway, I somehow managed to get on the guestlist for next Friday! Cannot wait, it's going to be mad. These things don't only happen on 'Eyes Wide Shut' you know...

The mask

So I've ordered myself a beautiful venetian mask, which I intend to wear to one of these parties I mentioned before. Almost peed my pants laughing at Gossip Girl this week; Chuck Bass had flash backs of a sordid, masquerade orgy in a mysterious mansion... that doesn't just happen on TV! I will be there, living the twisted dream...

No good getting myself all worked up now, it's the wrong time of the month for me to get satisfaction. Bloated, urgh.

Cup of tea time!