This isn't fair. Last night I had nothing better to do than sit at home and masturbate, whereas tonight I have 3 different invitations! I really should be at home packing so I can go visit the parents this weekend, but you and I both know that's not going to happen. I shall choose the most tempting offer, consume my own body weight in alcohol, eat a nasty take away from Brick Lane then whinge all weekend about how fat I look because of it. Oh yes, you've been there.
P.S - I am not actually fat, I'm a perfect 10 if you must know. But you'll just have to trust me on that.
Thursday, 28 May 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Oh my, I miss brick lane so so much.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a goog time and are having a fun recovery :p
Layla
x
Thanks hon, I'm loving every minute : )
ReplyDeletex