Wooooooooo!

Now that title took a lot of effort, considering the magnitude of my hangover. A fabulous time was had by one and all last night, and there were some amazing outfits. One of my favourites was a bald man who covered his whole head in diamonds! Bravo, sparkly slap head.

I had a dance on the stage with some transvestites, drank my own body weight in wine, then heavily made out with a well known homosexual man. Some of these gay guys are a little bit bi, methinks! It was great though, he is beautiful. I like a good snog.

Hope you're having a gorgeous day so far x